Update As a refresher, part deux of The Grand Tour will be out on December 8 on the Amazon Prime video streaming service. This time around, rather than transporting the tent studio from one Afterreleasing the "Carnage A Trois" special last year, The Grand Tour trio is back. This time they are making a journey through Norway, driving across "Europe's last JoinJeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May as they travel across the globe on their Grand Tour. A show about adventure, excitement and friendship as long as you accept that the people you With23 episodes from The Grand Tour Series 1 & 2 available to stream on Amazon Prime, now is a great time to rank all of the episodes available so far to see which is best. The list below is a direct result of hundreds of votes placed through our site by you, fans of The Grand Tour!. There were a few surprise results here, so without further ado let’s get into it! SynopsisJeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel the globe as the hosts of this Amazon original series. At each location -- including Épisode5 : Gare à l'Urus. Épisode 6 : Chinois ou chez moi ? Épisode 7 : Scotch Single Malt. Épisode 8 : Les vacances du simplet. Épisode 9 : Aston, astronautes et Angelina. Épisode 10 : Home Clarkson. Clarkson. The best motoring journalist in the world. Clarkson: Countach is 'tinkle-grabbingly exciting' Clarkson: Lambo Aventador Ultimae is an Gs76ujs. Rate this episodeWhat did you think?AdvertisementAired2021-12-17T080000Z on AmazonRuntime1h 8mCountryUnited KingdomLanguageEnglishGenresTalk Show, RealityAdvertisementEveryone's favourite trio are back and they're here to answer a very important question What's going on with French cars? Join Clarkson, Hammond and May as they investigate the wonderfully weird world of French cars on their latest Grand Tour The Grand Tour Presents Carnage a Trois is now available to stream on Amazon Prime The warning promises dangerous behaviour and offensive language. In truth though, the latest misadventures of The Grand Tour trio is more blighted by predictable gags, lazy stereotypes and borderline xenophobia, as they investigate “what is the matter with the French?” To be fair, Jerome Clarkfils Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Jambonmond Richard Hammond and Capitaine Lentement James May are actually being somewhat tongue-in-cheek about the opening mission statement of Carnage a Trois now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, eventually pulling back to a mood of cheeky celebration of the quirks of Gallic culture and car manufacturing. Of course, that doesn’t stop, particularly Clarkson, highlighting the banning of tomato ketchup form schools, laws that prevent lunch being eaten at your desk and the belief that most drugs should be administered anally – each delivered with a schoolboy snigger. READ MORE * The grand interview vegging out with Richard Hammond and James May * The Grand Tour James May lifts the lid on why they've grounded the tent * Richard Hammond defends Amazon's The Grand Tour sometimes being over-the-top * Jeremy Clarkson What is his secret formula? And, shorn of the ability to actually visit the country they are mildly mocking, the whole point of pootling around England and Wales in a Citroen CX Safari, Matra Murena and Renault Avantime seems a little confuddling, especially compared to their last back-to-basics and return-to-form Lochdown special. So in lieu of any particular “bombshells”, we’re treated to vignettes of what is essentially mutually assured destruction and, as the title suggests, carnage. SuppliedBlighted by predictable gags, lazy stereotypes and borderline xenophobia, Hammond, May and Clarkson's latest adventure is only fitfully funny. You’ll witness a Citroen 2CV being stress-tested with the help of a helicopter, a Renault also getting air-time, three commuter cars getting trashed while off-roading a stunt designed to showcase just how vehicles are not viewed as status symbols in a country that boasts “240 different types of cheese” and an exemplar of the apparent laissez-faire attitude to parking and keeping panel beaters gainfully employed. There’s also myriad mentions of design flaws and eccentricities, like a boot release embedded into the driver’s door and, Clarkson’s clear favourite, the stereo that sits facing-up between the driver and the front passenger “not ideal for when you’re having a cheeky pain au chocolat,” he mock laments.SuppliedIn The Grand Tour Presents Carnage a Trois, our trio celebrate the design quirks and eccentricities of French car manufacturing. But, while Clarkson appears in fine fettle, perhaps boosted by farm life, and Hammond attacks his work like the outsize jambon baguette he’s seen devouring at one point, a somewhat dishevelled-looking May his new look makes him appear to be the love child of Bill Bailey and Catweazle doesn’t seem to have his heart in it, hiding his face under towels and steering away from any pranking or participation in the more insane or inane “bits”. With the varying success of their solo projects, maybe this is one of the original band’s last gasps. The Grand Tour Presents Carnage a Trois is now available to stream on Amazon Prime Video. Three wise men, bearing gifts, traversing afar. That was The Grand Tour Presents Carnage a Trois Amazon Prime Video. Except Jeremy Clarkson and co would rightly scoff at accusations of wisdom. And then point out that cars are much faster than camels. Oh and those gifts? A solid hour of gags at the expense of the French. Joyeux Noël indeed. Petrolhead patriarchy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May – or as they were styled here “Jerome Clarkfils, Richard Jambonmond et Capitaine Lentement” – rode back onto the streaming service with their second lockdown special, delving into the curious world of Gallic car culture. Zut and, if you will, alors. Their road trip began in the Welsh hills, attempting a hair-raising mountain climb in French cars entirely unsuited to the task. By the time they arrived at the summit to admire the bucolic vista, their vehicles were virtual write-offs. “Just a bit of wear and tear,” said Clarkson with an insouciant Gallic shrug as his Citroën Berlingo’s doors fell off. A rallycross race to test hot hatchbacks descended into farce when it was repeatedly interrupted – first for a civilised lunch of escargots, charcuterie and Châteauneuf-du-Pape, followed by track marshalls going on strike. Once the gilets jaunes had murdered the race director with an axe to the head well, it beats punching a producer in a steak dinner dispute, proceedings got back underway. The sequence was thoroughly stolen by production intern Marguerite, roped in solely because she happened to be French. She gave her rivals the finger and swore lustily as she drove, with subtitles handily provided “You son of a female dog! Go away in a reproductive manner!” Clarkson called her “brilliantly entertaining”. Her own spin-off show surely beckons. The pricey, pointless stunts were as enjoyably schoolboy-ish as ever. They defused bombs in the backs of cars to compare their suspension – with explosive results. After Hammond crashed a propeller-powered Helicron, Clarkson sighed that his colleague’s prangs were becoming so boring, they don’t even bother filming them anymore. Happily the paunchy provocateurs remain as politically incorrect as ever. National stereotypes were gleefully trotted out. They reviewed cars in spoof French arthouse cinema style – which, naturally, included a gratuitous lesbian kiss. Clarkson dropped a Citroën 2CV from a helicopter because it’s “a harbinger of everything that's gone wrong in the world veganism, cycling, Liberal Democrats, people who talk about my truth’”. Some of this material might have got them into hot water during their BBC days but what’s Jeff Bezos going to do? Send a stern email from space? When Hammond stopped on a busy Leamington Spa roundabout to demonstrate the illogicality of French rules of the road, he was accosted by a fellow driver so furious, his puce face had to be pixelated and his shouting bleeped. The stripped-back format and staycation settings, necessitated by the pandemic, proved a blessing in disguise. This was a return to what the trio do best – pranks, pratfalls, arguing about cars and blokey camaraderie. The higher-concept globe-trotting travelogues tend to become bloated and self-indulgent, whereas this was reminiscent of their Noughties pomp. It helped that the running time was punchy, the editing pacy and the photography gorgeous. Perhaps they’d been starved of company in lockdown but the treble-act also seemed happier in each other’s company than they have in a long time. Clarkson giggled infectiously throughout. Hammond wore a broad grin and a midlife crisis goatee. May, the most distant of the dad-jeaned triumvirate, posited that France only existed so he could drive to Italy more easily. The pièce de résistance? Building a 60ft, 32-tonne trébuchet on the white cliffs of Dover to fire the much-maligned Citroën Pluriel across the Channel, back from whence it came. Unsurprisingly, this didn’t end well. Oh, merde. And on that bombshell, au revoir. Item Preview the grand 1,724 Views DOWNLOAD OPTIONS IN COLLECTIONS Uploaded by stevechat on May 21, 2018 SIMILAR ITEMS based on metadata Synopsis On a road trip, the trio dish up a hair-raising mountain climb, bomb defusals, propeller powered cars, helicopter stunts and the most thrilling race of their lives before reaching the English Channel for a jaw dropping medieval climax. Cast Details Genres Cast Language Alternative Title The Grand Tour présente… Carnage à Trois Genre Popular reviews More A 70-minute special of the trio hating on the French. Literally perfection. Listen very carefully, I will say this review only once...I find it impossible to rank anything with the Top Gear boys objectively, as they were an essential part of my childhood. Very little divided the two genders of my childhood and I do say two, for the simple fact that we existed in a small world more than Clarkson, Hammond and May. To most men, they were stand-up lads, bantering around the world. To women, they were obnoxious misogynists, especially Jeremy Clarkson. More than one woman has expressed the desire for him to die suddenly, at which much rejoicing would happen. Going back to Top Gear after almost ten years away I stopped watching in 2011, I could see… Have not laughed this hard in a minute oh my god. This was unreasonably funny. The camerawork and editing were both immaculate as well. Could get bumped up in the future can’t lie, some of the best Top Gear/Grand Tour ever. Is it really Christmas in the UK with out 60 mins of Jeremy Clarkson being racist Both a mildly xenophobic ribbing of and a sincere love letter to the fantastic people and cars of France big up my Peugeot 207!. Yes it's essentially three middle aged petrolheads having often contrived banter but let's be honest, that's Top Ge...The Grand Tour and we wouldn't want it any other way. With every passing episode or special, it gets sadder and sadder. However, they are still as original, creative and genuine as they've always there's still a feeling that this won't last forever. Three English gents make fun of the French automotive industry's tendency to do... peculiar things with their designs, as well as comment on French society in probably the loosest of these new, disconnected Grand Tour specials, and even at just under 70 minutes, it all feels a bit scattershot. Generally peaks in the beginning and runs out of steam as we're racing toward the finish line. But there's some solid laughs within. Dang when Tobey Maguire showed up everyone in my front room went crazy. I don’t know what it says about me but I think these three are the funniest human beings ever. Pour moi de la baguette et une heure de plus s'il vous plait. Merci mes amis pour cette belle aventure. I've always despised French cars and seeing them be beaten and destroyed by some of my favourite people is exactly what I've been looking for. Jeremy Clarkson’s lane integrity is getting worse. Just something I noticed.

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